Following in the footsteps of the European Union there will be an American Union. The dollar, peso, and Canadian dollar will be replaced by the Bieber featuring the face of guess who? Yes, sadly, you are correct. Justin Bieber having received the use of the White House in his latest record contract will, along with his cabinet of fifteen year old girls officially change the National Anthem to "Never Say Never" making baseball games even more annoying. Can you spell dystopia? He can't.
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